The Rumblings of a Teenager.

Sun, 18 Jul 2004 20:47:36 GMT

I think I'm listening to like ... country music or something.

Kaaay, so I'm finally updating.

I just got done watching The Butterfly Effect which was surprisingly good for a movie like that.

That didn't make any sense did it?

This guy told me I should undress in front of my window so the neighbors can watch.

I don't have neighbors.

If I did, I'd so do little stripteases and act like I forgot the blinds were open.

I'm watching Asheville's Most Wanted. It's scary.

I went to the beach last week, well yesterday.

And I'm done. I hate this.

<3sara

OFFSPRING IS BACK BITCHES

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 23:22:44 GMT

Claire's daddy is adding me to his tax deduction.

I'm going to the lake again tomorrow with claire, won't be back til Friday or some shiz.

I love you.

<3sara

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 03:02:59 GMT

I need to make this fast 'cause me and claire must watch porn quick then watch Girl with Pearl Earring before I fall asleep.

So ever since Monday me and claire have been going to this camp. It's this athletic camp and they've got 4 different sports and 4 different coaches. Most of the kids are like in fourth grade or something (actually none of them are in fourth grade expect this annoying 12 year old black girl that failed)But yea, they all look like they're in fourth grade. They're really like all going into 7th or 8th grade and a few in 9th.

Anyway Field Hockey is fucking sucks more cock than a whore named Candy.

We met this guy, Tripp today. He lives in Durham and he's really cute. I call him Nathan cause he looks like him.

Speaking of Nathan I saw him yesterday at the mall. Looks like he's starting to get style. That's weird for a boy like Nathan.

I hate to admit this but I've never seen any Harry Potter movies before but I saw HP3 with Claire and it's seriously the best movie I've seen since LOTR3.

Dodgeball comes out tomorrow and I really wish I could go see it with my naughty little zach but I'm going to the lake.

I got a pretty outfit at the mall like two hours ago.

I got a Chick Fil A application too.

Jackie got 38 comments on her entry about keri, it's funny.

Sara called me but I wasn't home. :\ I miss her.

This guy that I talk to always talks about Puntag, If any of you all know what that is, please tell me.

I like Harrison, I want to be his friend.

I like justin too and I like putting him in my profiles.

Great Expectations is a good movie, I watched it twice in the past week.

Bye fuckers I wish you all clean underwear and no cameltoes when you're working out.

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 05:48:13 GMT

Tomorrow I have to wake up at the crack of dawn.

It's 1:46 and I could go on all night.
Oh, I'm gonna be tired tomorrow.

Love is just a four letter word. So is male. I don't need either.

paper hearts catch on fire.

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 01:23:09 GMT

I'm updating.

My sister cuntface sister took all my clothes.
So I have nothing to wear expect pajamas.

On Thursday Sara came over and we went downtown to see these Beatles impersonaters.

Friday I went to the pool.

Saturday I went to the mall and then saw Stepford Wives.

Oh it was such a good movie.

I hate updating.

I'm done bitches.

later

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 23:52:47 GMT

ass and titties.

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 18:24:04 GMT

I need spark in my life.

::english accent::

I wish Peter Pan would come to my window one day and ask me to come to Neverland with him. I'm an english lady, I just wouldn't beg.

I went to the pool with Beau and Paul yesterday.

Quite fun, it's a shame us three don't hang out much.

American Beauty is such a great movie.

I'm about to go watch it again.

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:09:17 GMT

i have too many regrets and i just realized it.

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 19:07:46 GMT

ohhh I got a new layouuut. wha wha?!?

almost famous

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 18:13:57 GMT

Sunday morning, praise the dawning
It's just a restless feeling by my side
Early dawning, Sunday morning
It's just the wasted years so close behind

Watch out, the world's behind you
There's always someone around you who will call
It's nothing at all

Sunday morning and I'm falling
I've got a feeling I don't want to know
Early dawning, Sunday morning
It's all the streets you crossed, not so long ago

Watch out, the world's behind you
There's always someone around you who will call
It's nothing at all

Watch out, the world's behind you
There's always someone around you who will call
It's nothing at all

Sunday Morning // The Velvet Underground

It's actually 2, but I just woke up in a good mood and a yearning for Velvet Underground.

Sat, 05 Jun 2004 21:14:31 GMT

You rarely catch me updating.

SARA gets funky: do you like any of our ideas enough to complete the task of creating new identies since AIM is our life, our home, our future.
CLAIRE gets down: Naw, I want our screen names (pretty much like our home) to be really good. Not just something we came up with off the top of our head. This is going to be good!
CLAIRE gets down: Especially since it's our life, our home, our future.

Any suggestions?

Please contact me, sara gets funky (the worst screen name ever)

Jesus was my Copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 03:01:35 GMT

dang ho

Today was the first day of my summer break.

cameltoes & menstrual cycles. ick

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 00:36:13 GMT

I just got a new layout & icon. Love it.

I really want someone to listen to my fucking Mitch Hedberg cd over the phone they all claim that they're gone or "in a bad mood." Mitch Hedberg will put you in a good mood.

The most fantastic thing that occured of my weekend was the part where I watched Kill Bill vol. 1. We're talking one of the best movies ever made. Quinton Terrintino's movies are often drugs/sex/violence-like movies but forseriuous, this was the best. I can't wait to see Vol. 2.

I hate when you're like trying to enjoy the creativity and gore of one's film and the people you're watching it with say, "Oh god, how can you watch this?" or "this shit is so fucking unrealistic." I thought it was brillant, personally.

No offense, claire.

Tomorrow is the second to last day of school. The day after that is the last day of school and is Jim's party where we shall drink and party like it's 2000.

You never catch me saying this...but I think I'm going to go do my hair.

hearts,
sara

Wed, 26 May 2004 20:47:17 GMT

::sobs::

I just ruined it.

Tue, 25 May 2004 21:03:16 GMT

eh, year's not over yet. I've still got 5 days.

eh, it's over.

Sun, 23 May 2004 07:51:44 GMT

eh, weekend's not over.

Friday I went to Desiree's party. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESIREE EVEN THOUGH IT'S SUNDAY SORTOV!!@#@%

I was looking foward to having underage sex on the bathroom floor, smoking pot and doing crack behind the building, oh and drinking beer but it didn't go that way.

Instead people took off their clothes, listened to rap music, bootydanced & humped each other.

Yeap, i humped people too. + got lap dances from girls.

Claire & I got in a fight over this bitch sam sent us named Joe. I said I loved him but Claire claimed she loved him more but no one loves Joe more than me. Yeah, you can probablu tell how many repulsingly hot guys we come across often.

Oh I fell in love again, the second time for the day. It was this kid who's livejournal/profile/screenname i found in a chatroom. His sn is jerkinoffjesus or some shiz like that ::snickers::

Oh funny: Claire was super bored and she started acting like an animal, making wails of starvation and desperation in the "wild." Oh god, it was forserious the best part of my weekend. Oh expect where I discovered I unraveled the softness of someone's tinker at the party.

I babysitted those little bitchass cousins of mine today. One threw a battery at my head that hurt like shit then I slapped him then thought, "shit, I can't slap that little bitch" anyway he started crying then I turned on Nascar and fixed him Coca Puffs. It was all better. Nothing works for 6 year old rednecks like Coca Puffs and Nascar.

GO TO johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com

It's pure brillance.

Tue, 18 May 2004 22:37:28 GMT

::runs in quickly with mircophone and a water bottle in front of a brick wall/stage:: I'MMMM BACK!!!

California was rawesome.

I had oodles of fun yes.

Like Jackie said, a lack of shopping is always a dissappointment.

I only got a few pairs of stupid flip flops and a Strokes tee and a batman tee. The batman tee is very cool though.

I'm back now, listening to claire being immensely intrigued by some stupid entry from someone she doesn't even know who's boyfriend just broke up with them.

Mary Kate and Ashley are so cute. Ashley's always been hotter than Mary Kate though, it's a proven fact but Mary Kate has less STDs so dig in.

this is going to be a short entry.

Tue, 18 May 2004 21:56:41 GMT

Post a memory you have of me in the comments.
it can be anything you want

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Tue, 11 May 2004 22:03:06 GMT

I'm going to California tomorrow and right now I should probably be packing and drinking water and fruits but I'm eating choco chip cookies and dr.pepper.

I really like Chelsey, she's my new friend.

Oh and I like Desiree, she's cool.

I really like Winston, he's my new lover.

Well not really.

This is going to be a short entry.

I like Jackie too.

and Maggie.

OH OH and Samantha.

"Oh well we can all tell you're just a late bloomer."

Mon, 10 May 2004 02:01:32 GMT

Today I:
came home from claires
ate a lot
made my mumsy a card for mother's day
watched more Will & Grace went out to eat
made my invention

Speaking of my invention, Zacharius Milser and I got in a rather large argument where I called him an asshole and he called me a fatass then I told him "good day" and he signed off.

We always get into our little arguments but then like 5 minutes we're fine. That's what boys do and since he's a friend that's a boy, I have to forgive him because he's a boy and he's my friend and very cool, when he wants to be.

Anyway, Zach, I'd like you to know that I made an invention, maybe better than your couch car. It's a "Musical Theatre" where you have a little tv screen that shows the video of the song of the cd you have in your portable cd player and lyrics.

Jackie actually thought of it. She's brillant.

I mean I'm sure your couch car is a great idea and no one has ever thought of it expect the five other people that have Mrs. Parham, including Jake Penland who's doing the same thing. And ever so often we talk about obesity being a big problem here in the US and by making a "couch car" where you don't get up off your ass to do anything, adds to it.

sara gets funky: kayne raw i know nigga whattt
SAG U N C 21: dont ever talk like that
SAG U N C 21: I'm black
SAG U N C 21: quarter black

Stefan is trying to make me like Mase and DMX.

I told him that the rappers that rap about their mothers and guns and fighting suck and the rappers that rap about rubberbands and getting tipsy and letting it burn and cars and shoes are the best. They have so much depth you know?

Last night, Claire and I had a flashback where we jumped around the computer and danced and attacked each other's boob with our pointer finger to songs like "Peaches N Cream" and "Cadillac Pimpin" and "Air Force Ones." food...cars...shoes...

Obviously dese crackas didn't have enough faith to stay for WyldLife and not skip out and go to Keri's party like Justin Bryant and Nick Runyan. I heard it sucked anyway. Yeah, might i add, I wasn't invited.

I made a funny.

PaulJC517: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH
PaulJC517: that was the funnyest thing i've ever heard

I rather not speak of it though.

"Hey all you lovers, I love you all just like lovers, oh expect you, I don't know you but I can. You know what I love love so much that I wish I could take it to Vegas for one naughty weekend."

I've been watching so much Will & Grace.

Wednesday I'm off to California. I'm moving. Didn't you know?

California, Here we come, right back from where we started from...

OC ENTRY

Thu, 06 May 2004 02:27:26 GMT

ha, i got to it before jackie!!

Okay so...

-Ryan moves back to Chino because Thereasa decides to have the baby.
-Julie and Caleb were married.
-Marissa moves in with Julie and Caleb, Jimmy hates it.
-Seth does everything he can to get Thereasa money to stay in town so Ryan doesn't have to leave him. Plan fails so Seth runs away on his boat named, "Summer" and he leaves a note for Sandy + Kirsten and Summer.
-Everyone cries at the end.

It was so sad. I cried during the whole thing and way after. I really wish Jackie'd get on, I need to speak to her of it.

Omg, I think they're replacing it with some new show that they showed a commerical for called North Shore. It's going to suck.

Thu, 06 May 2004 00:01:29 GMT

blame it on the tetons yeah...i need cold one.

the new modest mouse cd is oh so very addictive.

The oc comes on toooooniiight! I'd tell you about it, like summarize the episode but Jackie always covers it before I.

paul won't leave me alone about why i won't let my dog see my naked.

we won today!! yeap, it's the first one we've won. yeap, i'm happy.

I'm going on a diet. Here is what is consists of:

Breakfast:
biscuit and oj

Lunch:
baked potatoe and water

Dinner:
salad and water

it's great. Actually, no, it sucks. I love junk food and candy.

I commented something to Tae about North Korea. That was my laugh of the day.

Josh Moore always get offensive about things. It angers me. he's an asshead.

seventh heaven.

Tue, 04 May 2004 00:21:36 GMT

i totally just watched like a half episode of 7th heaven. That's shits so unrealistic. I mean there's like 9 kids and they all look different from each other and always tell their parents if some kid is trying to pressure them into smoking pot or joining a gang or drinking alcholic beverages.

Now the oc on the other hand...

There's really nothing better than watching the inside sex lives of sickingly rich, hot kids that live in california just like bevelery hills 90210.

i saw mean girls yesterday. There were so many little kids in that movie and I bet all those little kids that were exposed to slutty highschoolers are probably at their content little classroom telling all the other kids that someone's a bitch or a whore or a skank.

I really just wish I could be natural...just like J.Lo.

we almost won today. It was awesome. It was a tie but very cool just because we've never won before. On Wednesday when we beat Owen I'm going to go on the announcements and talk about the score and shiz then thank everyone that do the news for always annoucing our games and for supporting soccer oh and to tell mrs. thomas to kiss my ass. Jk, i like mrs. thomas. She was my kindergarden teacher, yeah back when her hair was brown.

I need to go. ::runs away quickly::

Sun, 02 May 2004 18:33:31 GMT

it's stuffy in here and you know what stuffiness does to a woman like me: shrinks my boobs.

paul makes me laugh.

Sun, 02 May 2004 17:56:48 GMT

sara gets funky: no but its a movie about cops and things that blow up
sara gets funky: not much to it
PaulJC517: well theres cubans and a love story that means its great